Not My Video

Warning; this video is not really me.

Why is your chest scrambled? I don't think you could even consider the things on your chest tits. I'm guessing that you blurred your upper half out because you have nasty tattoos of David Hasselhoff dressed as a furry having sex with Kit. Yep there it is at 0:36 seconds. If you pause the video you can see it.

Nice try, but if I actually did look like you I'd probably also be recreating the videos of hapless 90s actors. Whatever you do don't go outside and get any sun.

At least I'm in rehab when I stay inside.