Sunday, September 16, 2007

In Support of OJ

1995 was a tough year for me. It was just before I broke into my acting and modeling career. My family was really poor. we couldn't afford any drugs, even the prescription kind.

I still remember all the hard work and anxiousness that I felt about my life and career. Imagine being 9 years old and having to support 2 dead-beat parents and a younger sister. Now that's pressure.

But I still remember where I was when I heard the OJ verdict. There was this makeup artist with Toys R US named Monique and she could never get my hair to look right. We got in a huge fight and I slapped her cross the face and called her a dirty tramp. She was just about to throw a right hook to my eye socket when OJ Simpson literally saved my life.


Just as she cocked her arm back the TV in the room announced that the jury had come to a decision in the OJ Simpson case. Monique stopped dead in her tracks and we both turned our attention to the TV. From their it was only a matter of minutes before we were hugging and celebrating the juice's innocence.

It really showed us that we were on the right track. I mean if famous people can't get out of trouble when they are obviously guilty, then what were we working so hard for? Not to mention that it is very hard to get work when you are a 9 year old with a collapsed eye socket.

So it saddens me a bit to see OJ in trouble again. I guess that he robbed a casino this time?? The Oceans 11 movies are cool, but it is just a movie.

OJ, 11 years ago you supported me with your fake sincerity and I am going to do the same for you this time around.

4 comments:

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