I'm in Hiding

Thats right I'm currently visiting Hiding, North Dakota on my publicity tour. Being in such a relaxing place is really helping me think about life and my place in the world. I can say for sure that its not North Dakota. Jesus, have you people ever heard of a caramel red-eye hazelnut frappaccino with extra whip. Where the fuck am I?

Not only that, but I checked my blog stats and I've only had 1 visitor from ND - and 3 from South Dakota. I'm getting 10,000 visitors a day to this site????

Do you even have Internet here? See pics below.



Looks fun right?



If anyone is in Norht Dakota and wants to party, I'm staying at the Days Inn room 306. Yes, there is only 1 Days Inn in the state.