So, again OK Magazine is reporting some bogus shit. I hear they are saying I'm pregnant. So FYI, I'm not. Now, let me clear the air for my younger fans who are probably worried sick that someday soon I'll look like their wrinkled old mothers. Don't worry, I'm way too hot for that! And it just won't happen. First, I smoke way too much pot to get pregnant. You just can't, something about a low sprem count. Also, I've used this totally effective birth control since I was 12 and it never let me down. It's called the pull and pray method. Although my guys call it the pull and spray method. I would go into further detail and explain it but I'm no doctor. All I know is everything else I've ever prayed for has come true - I'm the world's biggest star, Paris went to jail, Nicole is going to jail, and Nicole is dissolving before our eyes - see, so I'm fine. Thanks for the concern girls. And screw off OK!
Thanks for caring. As always, if you email a friend about this site you get a topless picture of me...in your dreams.
Friday, August 10, 2007
Prego, Me? Yeah right!
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oh lindsay, you're so down to earth...i wish more girls were like you.
u think that!?!? lindsey lohan is just trash like the rest of those ppl in hollywood she deserves to go to jail nxt and who cares if she's preggers? not me, that's for damn sure
i dont care about any of this crap...if it were up to me i'd say its her business now can we all just leave it at that? if that were me i would totally feel bummed about what is said about me...so im my oponion we should all just let her live how i guess she wants to live its her choice
She has been using birth control since she was TWELVE???
Mkayy, so I don't really give a damn whether you are prego or not. World's Biggest Star? Not quite sure about that. But lemme get this stright. You want your younger fans to NOT worry that you are gonna look like their wrinkly old mothers, yet you basically set the example by smoking shit loads of pots and aging yourself anyways? That stuff can ruin your teeth, turn skin yellow, the works, and by doing it you're showing your younger peopes, "HEY! I'm Lindsay Lohan! I'm Sso cool, I smoke pot!" And the kids who admire you might follow your example.
Go back to school and study grammar. A little vocab wouldn't hurt either. Never too big or rich to get brighter honey!
Lindsay Lohan is nothing but a whore trying to get attention. If she ever got pregnant God help that baby. Poor kid would be the biggest crack baby Hollywood has ever seen. She claims it wasn't her coke. RIGHT! Lindsay really do you think people are that ignorant? They see how you are.
she was using birth control since she was 12!!! Holy crap!!I'm reallly suprized she isn't a single mom since 16!
lindsey lohan is part of the scumbag crew in HW that can only look down on people. i wouldnt mind if many people in HW were hit by a train or killed in a car crash
All of you guys that are judging her are idiots, leave the girl alone, jeez get a life
lindsay lohan is just another pot head. I used to wanna be like her but now i think she should be arested and have to share a stall wit nicole richie. And wit the not lookin like an old rinkled mom she already does. if she wants respect then she should just quit drugs. i have an old friend that smokes and takes drugs ive seen wat it does to ppl. And ive been in situations when ive seen her high and when she wanted to get me high that just suckes
Lindsay Lohan I used to love to watch ur movies until now!!you have turned into a terrible person!!Sorry!
lindsey lohan is still sexy... i'd tap that
um....wow. bitch much?? did she really just tell her fans to screw off?? wow. whatever. and the birth control thing godd has she been screwing around with every guy she's laid eyes on since she was 12?? and smoking pot?? tell me again why she isn't in jail??
i just really hope that wasn't the real lindsay lohan typing all that crap
Everyone I hope you know she didn't write this I mean COME AWN! Shes definatily not pregnant UH! And hey if my parents were druggeys and alcoholics i would probobly be the same. Get this they let her share a hotel room with nick carter when she was 15! Theres a problom in the family. Lindsay partys. SO!!!??? dont we all. Shes just a star so everything she does and somethings she dosnt do end up in tabloids. They just want good storys. There are people like her everywhere! but they arn't famous so they arnt in OK! Which is a really stupid magazine. Dont get me wrong I read the tabloids to but OK! is NEver i reapeat NEVER right!
Lindsay whats up i smoke pot all the time to . it keeps me out of trouble. YOUR HOT . i dont have ne privacy either. what are people like me n u to do.! :p neway law low. ~
dO.
ok well thats just fucked up. Your are a dirty little skank who has shuvved to much stuff up the noes. that wrinkle old mother thing thats gonna happen to you. Snort more of that crack hoe.
Okay, I liked her once she was a good actor she was alright but shes using drugs and ovbiously acting stupid who's gonna want a achoholic druggie as little girls romodels???????
Lindsay is obviously very troubled... and the only thing is, what was that about the YOUNGER fans, right after she said that she started saying how she can't get pregnant cause she smokes pot to much...real nice for little kids to read! So, she better start thinking...and why is she making fun on Nicole Richie? She's a bit skinny herself!And Paris was never know to take drugs as far as I can remember. So, whatever, Linz. You really gotta think, before you speak, act, and do stuff...is all I have to say.
HELLO! this isnt lindsay lohan; its meant to make fun of her.
i mean just look at the top link in your address bar.then you'll go ooooh its a joke!
I cant't believe any of you thought Lindsey Lohan actually wrote this..
ITS A JOKE PEOPLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD GET A GRIP! ITS NOT HER.
it is so sad to hear what you, lindsay, said. It explains that she is in a denial and depressing. She needs to get help. God would not appreciate that you all(people), are judging her like that. God teaches us to treat people nice no matter what bad or good attitudes they give. I would like you to read in the bible of Roman chapters. Jesus said if you judge another you will be judged. keep out of trouble!
Lindsay you really need to get your shit straight. You know i used to think you were a good actress but now i just think your trash. Come on now going out and partying getting fucked up and high all the time because you think its cool and you think it makes you look cooler. Well i hope you know that it doesnt make you look cool at all. It makes you look pathetic and just plain dumb. And another thing you think your sooo hott. Reality check lindsay...your not. Your actions make you ugly. I dont see how anyone could even think about looking up to you. How many girls do you think say " Hey i want to drink, get fucked up, smoke dope, get dui's, go to jail, etc." Well Lindsay i have pretty much have told you a little bit of what i think so heres some advice. Why dont you grow up and start acting like an adult. You dont have to do all this shit to get attention. You get enough attention through your acting. Well i hope what i said sinks into that hard ass head you have lindsay. Have a good day.
Matt
Augusta, Ga
and lindsay if you have a comment to what i wrote feel free to email me at Matt-1309@hotmail.com
omfg, lindsay, u r such a biotch!!!!!(I unlike u, am classy and won't curse at you) But, for some reason, what u posted didn't suprise me at all, i am sorry to say. God bless you and please, try to correct your life before your career is no more!!!!!!
lindsey you bitch i know your hot but i looked up to you but untill i knew you smoked pot..... and my mother is not wrinkley asshole get your shit straight
oh my friggin God!!! i just read somewhere that if you keep all of this bitchy pot and shit up, your lifespan will be only 48 years!! I read it in a mag. it was proven by a doc. see this as a wake-up call, lohan!!!!!! CHANGE GOD DAMMIT!!!! u r worried about girls who look up to u thinkin u r gonna look old?! oh please, u smokin pot an doin cocaine does not help. birth control since age 12? wow, what a role model. please change so that ur fans won't follow in ur footsteps and for ur self so that u don't die young and without a career. i do think it should b her business and that she can make her own life decisions, but with this many problems, listening 2 herself is gonna b her demise!!! bless ya.
wow everybody get a life its oviously fake........and none of our business!!
ummm...yeah, so if that really was Lindsay Lohan saying that...then I would like to say...were you drugged up when you said that?!?!? I know I have no room to say that I know what you are going through right now, cuz I don't. But I do know first hand how much life can suck. What you need in your life is more positive people who will not only tell you what you NEED to hear, but actually those that care for you. I really hope you clean yourself up, because I know you are a beautiful person inside and probably want to change (i know that sounds cheezy as hell) I do want to say that I'm happy that you are doing the rehab thing (if you're doing it) and maybe down the line you will look back and help someone that will be in the same situation that you are in out, in the long run.
I truly hope you take a look in a mirror and know that you are a big sister to many and young girls that look up to you. Please take this into consideration and know that ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE...WHERE DO YOU STAND?
~ash
p.s. try to stay strong, not for others, but for yourself...people are EXPECTING you to fail...prove them wrong
and yes people, i know this is cheezy as HELL!!!
LINDSNEY Y0UR A GREAT ACTRESS!!! BUT HEADED DOWN THE WRONG ROAD!! N BE A LADY N THE STREETS N A FREAK N THE SHEETS!! BUT F0R ALL YALL HATIN SAYIN YALL DONT CARE MUST CARE CUZ YALL TOOK THE TIME 2 COMMENT!! MAYBE YALL HATIN
Linsay Lohan,
You were my favorite...
You were my best...
You were the one i looked up to....
You were my life...
Pictures of you were all over my walls...
My friends would talk bad about u and i slapped them and told them to shut up...
I was here for you...
I was your biggest fan...
I was the poor one who could never be able to go to a concert...
but sure enough...
I HAVE ALL YOUR C.D.S...
I HAVE ALL OF YOUR MOVIES THAT YOU HAVE EVER MADE!
I was your biggest biggest biggest fan you ever had...and i was 11 when that all was true...now im 12...i still think your georgious,and sweet ON THE INSIDE...but on the outside...your a bag of dirt...one that got too much into drugs to ever think about anyone elts but themselves...Maby you should think again...and love again...care again...get some more pills to stop the drug crap because on the inside your torn into shreds...maby you should sing again just take out the depression in the singing because Lindsay you sound horrible when your depressed and singing...go get a life...and when i meet you one day ill make sure you get your old life back...you rember your old one...you know the one who LOVED HER FANS,the one who didnt do drugs,the one who NEVER THOUGHT SHE WAS FAT...the one who i loved...think Lindsay think...because since you havnt been thinking...i havnt been looking up to u..and i will again just im not gonna until you change and be yourselve again..and your probily thinking big deal i loose A FAN...well it is a big deal...youve lost almost all your fans! ~Allison~
you guys are idiots.thats the stupid press trying to make a story by making people look bad. you can tell they made that up.
Okay, first of all, ya'll need to GET A LIFE! This is not the real Lindsay. Second, the more we look to tablods and shit the more they will trash people. Another thing, ever think that all the negative attention could cause some of the bad things that are happening? Think about people you know and then think about the peope you know that have problems just like the stars. Most likely, there was something that sent them over the edge. And as far as these fake blog things go it's pathetic. I swear there is probably one for like every star on the planet. I hate when I come across them. People need to get a life, it isn't funny or cool. You could be a source of the problem. And also, just because someone might not like her now, she was once a great person and actress. Even as she is now, I still watch movies of the past, and think of what a shame this all is. So all you bloggers out there that read this, take these words as advice: don't look to the tabloids, and don't judge people because you may not know the entire story.
FAKELINDSAYLOHAN.BLOGSPOT
I swear you guys are idiots...pay attention.
People, please go to a dictionary, look up the word "satire". Better yet go brush up on your reading comprehension skills or idealistically most of you who can't grasp those two concepts should just look at the "thanks for reading, fake Lindsay Lohan" above the picture....
Come on people grow a damn brain !
Lindsay, lindsay... i actually feel bad for you, being in rehab again and again and again, but seriously, SHAPE UP! you are NOT the world's biggest star. who cares if you preggers? it's your life, yeah we all know, but when your "the worlds biggest star" as you claim, people are gonna be watching your every move. i will say it again, SHAPE UP!
hahaha too bad it isnt real,"smoking too much pot"
Hell Yeah. your so hot. Smoking pot kicks ass. You gota do shrooms tho. thats the shit right there. Love ya
People who comment on this blog insulting Lindsay just prove how useless and inconsequential their opinions really are, being based off of tabloid rumors and FAKE blog entries.
you all knew girls that acted the same way at her age. You guys out there probably copped feels from girls like Lindsay when they passed out. So dont act so high and mighty. The girl may be a mess at the moment but she can get better, and will always be more successful than the haters.
Uhm, If you all hate lindsay lohan so much, why are you reading all about her...?
seriously people!!!!
why the hell would the real Lindsey say these things?
Dude i know she is pretty messed up but she wouldn't post that kind of story and admit that she is doing pot and used birth control ever since 12! i mean use your common sense! No ones that dumb!
I love you Lindsay! One good advice; don't get caught anymore! We all do the same shit you do but you just know how to do it like the rockstar that you are ;)
You are one messed up girl. You look like a crack whore in every single picture i have seen you in. At one time your where hott but now your just trash.
haha i love it
BITCH YOU AINT HOT!!
I USE TO LIKE YOU FROM PARENT TRAP NOW UR JUST WHITE TRASH AND WTF!!YOU WERE USING BIRTH CONTROLS SINCE YOU WERE 12!
omg!!!!!!!! where do i find lindsay lohan porn?!?!?!?!?!?!
Haha Everyone should just leave her alone and all you people saying that shes been using brthcontrol since she was 12 if you actully read it you can tel that she was being sarcastic towards the pull out methoed ... and come on now shes 21 and thinks shes amazing its becasue all these people give her a ton of attention if you got all that attention you would think you were top dog... I love lindsay lohan but fuck your really getting your self into shit sweetie and btw your a total bitch : )
Do you people not see the URL to the blog even ?
fakelindsaylohan.blogspot.com
most of you are dumber than your making the real Lindsay out to be.
Wow, Lindsay. . .first of all, you must be a world-class whore--and I don't use that word lightly--to have been having sex since you were twelve. Secondly, the fact that those other three idiots have been in jail is not good--it's pathetic. Just like you.
OK...obviously this isnt her....why would she admit 2 smoking loads of pot???????????? think about it!!!! and who cares anyway? not me!!
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE i WENT THRU THESE STUPID BLOGS.... SOME PEOPLE ARE SO FLIPPIN STUPID... AND I AM PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE... EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO ADDED THEIR TWO CENTS TO THIS BLOG (AND IDIOTICALLY THOUGHT IT WAS REAL) WITH THE EXCEPTIONS TO THE BLOGGERS THAT TRIED TO WARN YOU MORANS!!! BY TELLING YOU! GEE FAKELINDSEYLOHAN DOESN'T SAY ENOUGH AND YOU STILL WROTE... HOW DUMB CAN PEOPLE BE!!! GOD HELP YOU, YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED IT!!!
Eiw Lindsay shut yur plastic face up! You think yur too good for everyone else, when really everyone else is juss too good for you and yur juss jealous. your such a bitch! your a nasty piece of trash!
send pornos plz
Jesus, HELLO! This is fake! Its a joke!
Look at the the address bar: fakelindsaylohan.blogspot.com
Everyone who is leaving angry comments about this entry needs to calm down, laugh a little, and realize this isn't real.
Okay.....
Fake or Real Lindsey I still can't believe how much white trash there is in the world.... Yeah right like she didn't get a boob job....
I think whoever posted this blog and some how got it onto the aim today website sure knows how to get a lot of hits and comments on his site... Hey, we all got to make a living somehow, right?
for the girl who thinks that lindsey lohan has been taking birth control since she was twelwe....
TAKE A JOKE YOUH FUKiN SKEET!
AND FOR THE OTHER FUCKiN BASER WHO THiNKS SHES REALLY BEEN HAViNG SEX SiNCE SHE WAS TWELVE....GET A BRAiN BiTCH!
this fuckin blog is FAKE FOR ALL YOU GULLiBLE ASS PEOPLE!!
lindsey lohan is so fucking stupid
why do you people care about celebrities so much?
theyre no different then normal people
they just have an acting job
stop worshiping these people
wow...shes deff. not as nice as i thought, she could hav worded wat she had to say differently..
pot has no effect on unborn children
Please tell me you're all joking and you realize how fake this is.
u r so dumb lindsay jus cuz ur famous doensnt mean shit u r jus makin urself look like a hoe i dont care wat happens 2 u i hope u get wat u deserves cuz karma is a bitch jus like u
ya ur to hott to get pregnant but i will say u have some nice boobs
HAHAHAAH wowwww, you guys are seriously totall retards if you actually believe it's her. pleaseee tell me you all realize it's fake. please.
Ok first of all, why is lins screwing off her fans. That's just the perfect way to scare them in to liking her. Second, young fans? as if she has any of those. Kids are afraid of her. If my little sis. read her diary well then she would be scared out of her wits. Third, on the pill since she was 12!!!! no wonder she has problems.
Fourth i predict that she is gonna kill herself before she turns 30 cuz she smokes and parties and shes getting older which in her prespective is a bad thing.
Sorry Lins. but u have and odd perspective. Mothers are not old looking and wrinkly. Honestly my friends and i have really young looking mothers. And they r in their 40 and some in their 50s. if u want to know how they look so young well its easy. they dont smoke pot or drink until they r tracked down by the police.
LIns doesnt need rehab. there are tons of ppl who go into rehab because they need to not cuz they have celebrity problems. Lins doesnt need rehab she needs a few years in prison and then a few more years in the real world. I cant believe she thinks that life is so hard for her.
1. she made it hard
2. the world around her is suffering and she doesnt even know cuz she only cares that a magazine said she is preggers. God lins. GET A REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay, apparently you don't understand that the only reason that you are "famous" is that you are falling apart. You also need to understand that because you are a female, you don't have a sperm count. I guess becuase you are "so hot", you missed that part in school. You have really bad friends if they are the ones who told you are hot. No really cares that you are hot. If you have been practicing the "pull and spray" method, then yes, you are hot. Your vagina is hot(remember "Firecrotch"?). Grow up and use you head for something other than giving head. Peace
This has to be made up, Otherwise, I'm speechless
that isnt lindsay lohan talking and if it is she is a bitch.
YOU ALL R FU(KIN RETARDS, THIS IS FAKE! WOW, YAL SUM DUMB, GULLIBLE, MAFU(KAZ.. AINT NONE YAL PROB EVER EVEN BEEN TO JAIL OR HAD A DRUG PROBLEM. BECUZ IF U DID, U WOULDNT WISH IT ON ANYBODY!!! AND IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US... I WAS CLASS PRESIDENT, A CHEERLEADER, PLAYED SPORTS ALL YEAR ROUND, THEN STARTED DOIN OXYS IN MY SENIOR YEAR, GUESS WAT? I NEVER GRADUATED!! EVENTHO I HAD STRATE A'S... I MISSED TOO MANY DAMN DAYZ OF SCHOOL. I WAS TOO HUMILITATED TO GO BACK.. SO YAL NEED TO CHILL OUT AND LOOK AT THE BIG PICURE NOT JUS WAT POPS UP ON UR 17INCH LAPTOP SCREEN!!!
PS. I CELEBRATED 1 YEAR CLEAN THIS M0NTH.. o and the caps were on purpose.
That isn't really lindsay.
we all know this is bogus and a ton of b.s. or at least we all should know that. Stars are just like us but on a high horse about the fact that they are on t.v...we should all do something else with our lives, like cure world hunger or something.
Lindsay if you read this...You have to stick up for yourself
you are the only on strong enough to stop this rollercoaster ride called "Your Life" You need to take the controls and stop the ride, look at yourself for a minute and then look at what you used to be...an amzing person... a good actress and a kid, innocent...you know what you have to do. take care of yourself nd don't let others take your life over...don't give into this drug perpressure. live your life and take care of yourself
all i got to say
Are you fucking retarded? Obviously that is not Lindsay Lohan. Oh my god. Honestly
Everyone posting on here who is addressing Lindsay Lohan directly should be sterilized. You're the reason the median IQ is barely out of the double digits.
..... anyone who thinks this is real should go read a book and stop thinking about lindsay lohan.
I don't care about lindsay lohan anyone with the name lindsay should be ashame because sooner or later your going to be just like lindsay lohan. I think tht her parents shouldnt of let her audition for roles at a young age. Ya know and her dad and mom arent the best parents and her sister is the only 1 thats normal. i sure wouldnt want to be in lindays sisters spot.
jeez.
that was a rude and snobby entry.
i just hope lindsay gets her head out of her ass soon.
ew.wutta skank.
shes been having sex since she was 12?!
oh my god.
"Also, I've used this totally effective birth control since I was 12 and it never let me down. It's called the pull and pray method."
ew. skank much?
lindsya lohan is a damn abomination to hollywood.. everything all those truely classy women who paved the way for her should be disgusted and appauled that lindsay would put the reputation of young actresses in jeopardy.. she started off coo.. but who knows wat happened now.. thats what happens when yo momma wanna stop being your momma because she wants some of that money your pulling in.. llindsay lohan is a f*ckin tramp just like paris, that one gril who slept with ray j, nicole, and ridculous ass britney spears.. i hope they all get whats comin to them.. f*ckin' tramps..!
"First, I smoke way too much pot to get pregnant. You just can't, something about a low sprem count. "
When did you start producing sperm?
Oh, wait, are you... a... Hermy?
all u guys think she is pregent u guys sure belive anything...
i hope you die of lung cancer you f***ing retard.
more girls like lindsay? are you crazy? we don't need any more trashy druggies in this world. and preggo.. i hate it for that baby. birth control since she was twelve?no wonder she lives the life she lives look at her so called parents.
Do you believe this is legit? It sounds like complete BS to me
ROFL BIRTH CONTROL AT 12!!! you are trash. lol even if this is fake, its still funny.
if this is fake, it's funny. if it's real...lindsay lohan should at some point stop being such a cum-dumpster. and grow up. You're old now Lindsay...act like it.
I feel bad for this girl. Immagine having rumors made up about u every day, and every one knowing your personal life. Stop listening to the bullshit you hear on the streets. If she's pregenant than what it any of the publics bussiness.
ya linsey is lying about every dawm thing she does she is a skiny person who hates everyone
I'm so sorry to let you all down, but obviously none of you can read, her birth control was the "pull and pray" meaning shes been having sex scenes 12, shes not on birth control, and further more, if she wants to be a pot smoking whore let her be , cas shes a damn good one
LETS JUST SAY WHAT HAPPEN TO THE
PARENT TRAP GOODY GOOD GIRL?
IDK BEING FAMOUS AND RICH IN HW IS THE AMERICAN DREAM.. WHY WOULD LINDSEY HAVE SO MUCH PROBS TO GO AND DO DRUGS AND HAVING THE MEDIA GO NUTS OVER HER CRAZY SHIT? IDK MAYBE FAME AND MONEY ISNT ALL THAT NOW IT IS?
Any time she's in eastern Pa she can feel free to find me. I'll knock her up, or we can play it safe either way it'd all be well
I said...
ur all retarted
that clearly wasnt lindsey lohan speaking up there. you seriously need to get out more. do u think she would admit to smoking pot. thats stupid. so what if shes preganent, and so what if shes not. you people need lives.
ps. my name is demitri
u guys r losers
ok
1.common sense would tell this drugged up bitch that tellin all this unessasary information would probably jus end up in the tabloids and just start up more gossip...i mean really u think the media is gonna ignore that she was taking birth control since she was 12!!!!
2.jus cuz ur a star it doesnt mean ur the best sweetie ur digusting trash and u need to clean up ur act be4 ur lil fans (if u have any) end up acting jus like u...try being a fuckin romodel
3.dont get a big head ur not pretty, ur really ugly....u keep takin those drugs ur gonna look uglier than u r now...and believe me thats ALOT of ugly
4. ur so nastey...have u ever heard of a condom???? i mean "pull out and pray" "with all your guys" damn chick how many guys have u fucked??? and its funny how u think ur the shit wen ur really not ur jus as much of a loser as nicole and paris...ur defiantly no better....i mean at least nicole cleaned up her act a lil and stoped wearing trashy clothes and look casual...u...ur jus disgusting trash...i hope u learn something from this...
molta bueno
I can't believe she lost her virginity at age 12!!!!!! Some rolemodel she is for all her younger fans!!!!! That bitch deserves to go dye in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im gonna tiamekia j. this post up for a second with all the numbers and shit
1. lohan is an ugly ho that deseres to be kidnapped and raped repeatedly in some freaks basement.
2. She should then be released and raped again in a local alley that shes walking through
3. She should then go missing and be forgotten
4. 7 years later they should find her with multiple std's in some freaks basement again
5. They should release her and she should die 5 monts later of aids
________
matt
hahahaha..so i don't normally comment or read these things cuz they are totally fake...but i think its so funny everyone is like OMW POT?? or on birth control since the age 12?? haha and no one points out the fact of...since when do females have a sperm count?? hahaha i don't care who yah are thats funny right there!!!
i used to look up to her. i used to love her. i have posters of her all over my room. my dogs name is lyndsey and my cats name is lohan. whenever i wake up on fridays i jump outta my bed and run around and yell "FREAKY FRDAY, FREAKY FRIDAY"...that passion is gone now. one time i even put my mom and dad in a box and locked them up and ran around yelling "PARENT TRAP, PARENT TRAP" another time i found a nickle on the ground and ran around it yelling "JUST MY LUCK, JUST MY LUCK"...Not anymore tho...sometimes i sit in my toilette and make myself throw up, but then id look in the mirror and say "Thats one step closer to looking like my idle, lindsey lohan." ur so beutiful lindsey. oh god...if i wasnt a girl....id...have my way with u....unless...i still can....freaky friday...parent trap...just my luck...prostate exam
ha like this really is lindsay lohan. if it was it would be on a its own site not on a blog site.
lindsay has a sperm count???? hmm. interesting considering she is a woman idiots.
it's just more tabloids making fun of Lindsay again! I used to love Lindsay Lohan, all her movies and everything! She was fine up until I started hearing, "Lindsay's doing crack!" or "Lindsay Lohan out partying!" or the worst recent thing that happened to her, THE USE OF COCAINE AND DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE! I've been sticking up for her by saying, "well no Lindsay Lohan isn't really stupid, she just doesn't think or she just doesn't have any common sense." Well now I'm getting the impression that she's dumb! Yes, it's because of all the tsupid things she's doing that's making her look dumb! Uuugh! jeese I really hope she changes dear god!
pull and pray....since u were 12?! Thats mighty slutty of you lol sex when your 12...wow lol
Let her be! We all make mistakes! I still love her : )
wow lindsay just sucks. personally if she was pregnant i would feel horrible for that child. who'd want to be freakin bitch like her's daughter. Oh and lindsay just one more thing. I just can't wait to see you go to jail. No offense but u deserve nothing but jail
Wow, you people are totally retarded. I really hope none of this feedback is from anyone over the age of thirteen.
It says that it is fake. In lots and lots of places. Its a fucking joke. I'm amazed that people thought it was really lindsay lohan.
Pot is totally cool. If you're in junior school, you probably havent tried it. Your parents probably still smoke pot and drink. Most people drink and do drugs. She's a 21 year old girl with a coke problem. It sucks for her, but its really not uncommon at all. And she's an addict. addicts cant "just stop doing drugs and drinking."
And jesus what the hell is wrong with you kids that you would take hilary duff, whose boring and stupid, over lindsay lohan, whose at least a real, multi dimensional person.
And I'm suprised how few people picked up on "pull and pray."
And even if all of this were true, why would you hate her for it? her job isnt to be your role model. her job is to entertain you and shes doing a hell of a job. she's a fairly good actress, and she is really good looking, no one can really argue that.
God. Grow up and get a life , all of you (except for the people who agree with me of course).
you guys do realize this is fake, don't you?
lindsay get your old life back you HAD almost a million fans you lost most of them including me thats 1 thing wrong to do drugs but to also tell your fans to screw off thats just wrong i know who you are deep down show me that lindsay i belive in you that you can get your old life back watch your movies dont you want to have the life againn
I would pull and spray all over that girls ass, pull and spray in her mouth she could swallow that shit down
PULL AND PRAY? LMA0 OOH HELL THE FUCK NAW! THEE BXTCH A NASTY TRiFFLiN THANG!
wow sounds like lindsay needs to get over herself... world's famous star! yeah right! she cant act and she always gets the crappiest roles. she's pretty much trashed all the time. i hope she does go to jail so she can get herself a reality check. she's nothing but a effing slut... she's probably just a walking STD. i do feel bad for her tho. her life is pretty pathetic.
"Pull and Pray", "Pull and Spray", forget that mess. I'd help ruin Lindsay's life and give her these babies. Ain't no reliable since 12 years old birth control will stop this super sperm. Hey, it'd be fun. Pot, sex, giving Lindsay more things to worry about.
Real or not I don't like Lindsay Lohan anymore. In case you haven't noticed, the only reason you're even in today's news and magazines is because of your trashiness. I bet if you read you'd know - no one is praising you for doing drugs or going into the hospital for whatever reason. You're how old now? Act it.
Hahahaa. I love the pull and pray bit. Honestly, how could people think that that was seriously her? Now I'm not saying that she's smart or anything, but honestly, no one is that stupid. And yes she does smoke pot and all that, and I totally agree that if she's pregnant, she should either get an abortion or put the baby up for adoption. Personally I think abortion is the way to go, because everyone is going to want to adopt it, but they're probably going to treat it like shit, just for the novelty of being able to say that they adopted Lindsay Lohan's baby. And I have one thing to make a bit clear here; for all the people going, no abortions, pro-life, you need to stop being so retarded, because half the babies that are born today are born into shit lives because they're the result of a careless teenager who got a little too drunk a little to close to that time of the month. And also, when you give them to the state, who has to pay for them? Taxpayers, like you and me, which is totally unfair. Why should people have to pay for some idiots mistake, or perhaps a rape. But I don't, however, condone doing something stupid and cruel like killing the baby after it's born, or throwing it in the trash. That's just fucked up. Go find a clinic, they can do it for free.
So basically i used to love Lindsey. but now all she is, is a useless whore who does way too many drugs. and for your FYI Lindsey not all moms are old and wrinkley. look at you, you look older than you are.. its all thosee drugs and coke. I think you should be put in jail for life. You make people look bad. Your a bad influence and you look like shit. your deff not the biggest star trust me. And you ARENT all that HOTTTTT... Your just another person who let hollywood get to them so you turned to drugs thinking bc you were a hollywood star that you were above the law. newsflash sweety you are NOT above the law. they should throw ur ass in jail until you rott. you should NOT be a role model for girls. You are basically a drug addicted white trash hollywood BITCH. heres a clue for you.. GET OVER YOURSELF
i doubt lindsay wrote this haha
HELLO BRILLIANT YOUTH OF AMERICA!... she didn't actually write this. please scoot your eyes over to the right hand side of your screen where it clearly says, "the real, FAKE, lindsay lohan."
i realize some of you already knew this... but it saddens me a little bit to think that some didn't.
love!
Lindsay-
No one cares about your life stories. You're not a star, you're just one of Hollywood's money sluts. 50 years from now, no one will look back at your life and say, "Man, she was a great person. She really had it all." Because you don't have shit. You have a rotten fucking life. And what is this about telling the public about how you've used birth control since you were 12?! (The pull & pray method?! WTF!!!!!) What does THAT say to your younger fans, huh? What a great pot-smoking role model you've turned out to be. Burn in hell.
Are you kidding me?? How can you think that?!? Ok, theres plenty of young kids out there who want to be like you, so stop acting this way!! And for your "FYI" youre NOT cool for smoking pot and birth control pills dont always work. Hope your not pregnant, that baby would be screwed up big time!!!
i used to think Lindsay was like the hottest girl but now ... i dont know shes smokes to much haahahha this is a joke wow sorry but you say your looking out for young fan hahaha. well all your young fans now know u smoke alot of pot. they would probably rather see you pregnate with some hot ass kid then have u break the law
so Lindsay go smoke some more ok
omg i bet she having sex before.......
come on yall. grow up. if she isnt a celebrity u wont give a fuck right. just because she is a celebrity that dosent mean yall have to talk trash and shit. just mind ur own fucking business its that easy. am sure some of u have done worse than this.
considering lindsay fucking lohan didn't even post that. you should all go get lives. it's sad that people can't find enough entertainment in their own lives, they have to go dig around in others' to keep themselves happy. you're all fucking disgusting. lindsay lohan might not be the smartest person in the world but i really don't think she'd post this.
especially since it says 'fake diary of lindsay lohan' seriously guys. AOL posted a link to this on their page? fucking sad.
wow yo.....ur been a slut since 12? damn man....u shuld go fuck yourself man and stop smokin dik nd weed witout eatin pussy.....pussy better!
Am I the only person in the entire world who noticed this is fake. I was the "fakelindseylohan.blogspot.com" that tipped me off.
LMFAO I too love the pull and pray method. LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!! This whole thing was hysterical. Who cares if its retarded and pointless=)
"I used to watch your movies until you became a terrible person!" LMAO. Yeah, what a soul saver there =P
hah wow, i can't believe how many of you thought that was real. haven't you ever seen one of these things before? it's a joke. hello.
why are there fake people writing about even faker people on this friggin internet, this is blasphemy. There should be a law that allows me to track you and stone you to death. GO GET A HOBBY PEOPLE!
you know something lindsay, maybe if you paid attention and actually thought before you did pot,coke,got totally wasted, and did all that other stupid shit, you might have a chance to get your life together and become a real star. Seriously when you said and i quote "I'm the world's biggest star," you have to get a serious reality check because newsflash you're not the worlds biggest star, in fact, you don't know what a friggin star is. A star is someone who is talented and shows the world that they have what it takes to be in the business. And you know something you're not. I am so sick of opening a magazine or newspaper or watching tv and all of a sudden it say "LATEST NEWS:LINDSAY LOHAN BLAH BLAH BLAH!!". And you know something, sure Paris went to jail, and sure Nicole is being charged for DUI, but at least they have the fucking dignity and courage to fix their mistakes unlike you miss rehab queen. Oh and also when you said you're way too hot to be an old wrinkley mother, well you know what lindsay, FUCK OFF!! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE *FAMOUS* DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE HOT SHIT. so ditch the tequilla and grab a friggin can of soda!!!
yeah!! i so agree with the previous comment! FUCK OFF LINDSAY!! :) THANKSS TOP PERSON
OK LINDSAY LOHAN IS A FREAKING SLUT WHO SHOWS OFF HER FAKE AND PREVIOUSLY FLAT CHESTED BOOBS. LINDSAY LOHAN IS A FUCKING SKANK AND SHE CAN DIE LIKE ANNA NICOLE SMITH, (AND IT WILL HAPPEN)AND PERSONALLY I WON'T GOVE A SHIT. SO FUCKK YOU LINDSAY LOHAN, YOU TWO FACED LESBO BITCH AND HERES YOUR NEXT TABLOID:
LINDSAY LOHAN, THE TRUTH BEHIND THE PATHETIC PIECE OF LYING ASS SHIT.
for all you idiots who think this is lindsay's I highly doubt it...unless she is a complete dumbass...oh wait she is so there is a possiablity that it is her and if she is she has to be worst than nicole and paris but together.
WHATEVER they are all fucked up and getting what they deserve
yeah your all retarded, its a joke diary dudes...still, shes def. messed up, but your dumb if you think this was real
wow r u shitting me...i'm so sure she really posted that comment because i dont think she has time for that and why would she tell the "younger fans" she does crack and all that shit and "push and pull".
nice role model lindsay
lindsey you can not be dissing nicole and paris.
you are the one who needs to go to jail.
you are more screwed up than them
get a freiking grip
Half u guys can't spell right in these forums. and i agree id tap that
lindsay lohan is just another one of those perfectly normal people who got brainwashed and twisted into being the slutty,fake,irresponsible celebrity diva. just watch...in a few years you won't hear anything about her, then in a decade or two she'll be in some rehab place somewhere on one of those "where are they now shows." it's sad to see what fame does to people. lindsay, get your act together.
Lindsay you are just as big of a dumb ass as the other hollywood "girls" youre no different i don't know why you think you are so awesome and loved but to tell you the truth when people see you getting arrested and doing drugs and shit you look like you are, a stupid poorly disciplined fool. people don't look at you with admiration or pity we look at you with disgust. so keep being retarded but don't think for one second that if i saw you on the road i would brake, cause id rather see you break.
LEAVE LINDSEY A-LOHAN!!!!
OMG! "First, I smoke way too much pot to get pregnant. You just can't, something about a low sprem count."
What an MORON! It's only males that get low sperm counts... unless she's grown balls and has been fucking herself.. but I wouldn't put it past her... She reminds me of that DIKE.. Britney Spears.. she's gonna turn out just like her.. :) (just remember I CALLED IT!)
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
It's fake!
First off, this is obviously fake. Second off, you bitches make a big deal out of everything. There are BILLIONS of other people that smoke weed, or do any other drug, and why aren't you guys talking about them? Leave her alone, its her life, she'll do whatever the fuck she wants with it. Everyone makes mistakes, and everyone has problems. Fuck off her life and worry about your self :] Its her buisness. Let her get preg. ITS COMPLETLY HER CHOICE. Damn, you're all stupid. Srsly. :] Kay, Thanks.
dude. people, LOOK AT THE NAME OF THE SITE YOU'RE VIWEING. FAKElindseylohan.blogspot. and all of you think *she's* the one who needs help. wow.
wtf is wrong with you!!!!!!????????come on u started to use birth control since u were 12 well guess wat ur an idiot ur gonna get a baby nd won't be our fault.....nd i agree the ONLY reason ur at the front cover of magazines is because of rock hard partyin nd ur cocaine addiction....i mean come on I act more maturly than a 21 year old.........u should really get some help nd if u think ur setting an example to younger fans well ur not ok? so start acting lyk the adult u are ur not a little teenager nymore... ur a grown woman who started out as americas sweet heart then u messed ur whole self up oh nd btw nicloe actually wants help with her addiction so she'll help herself nd her babii ur an idiot ur gonna end up in the trash can beggin for money so clean up ur act nd most of all......GROW UP!!!!!!!!!
STOP ACTING LYK UR A LITTLE KID!!!!!UR GONNA DIE ND I'LL BE LAUGHIN CUZ WE WARNED U ND ITS UR FAULT UR GONNA END UP LYK ANNA NICOLE SMITH!!!!GET A CARRER ND GROW UP!!!!!~~~~ SERIOUSLY WAT A MESSED UP PIECE OF RICH TRASH~!~~~~~~~~
lindsay, i think you're so strong. i've always looked up to you ever since you first started acting, and i think i'll still be looking up to you for a very long time.
no offnse Lindsey or anything but
dont u sound a little bit conceted
'im WAY to hot for that'
'i smoke way to much pot to get pregnant'
so umm we get the record straight
you're not pregnant
also just to tell you PLEASE PLEASE PLLLEAAAAAAASE IM BEGGING YOU
dotn smoke pot
really im serious a lot of kids love you
all peaople of all ages
and no offense but ur letting them down by smokign pot
really please just stop because people who care about you like your parents are probobly worried what is going to become of you if you keep smoking that stuff
people really care about you and you're letting them down
dont say whatever to this message because al I want to do is get throught to you
so please stop
im not telling you what to do im telling you what the RIGHT thing to do is
please think about what I said because even though im not a great big fan of yours I still care about you
=)
BYEEEEEEEE
lindsay, i can't believe how strong you are. i feel as though nothing pulls you down, well at least you don't show it. I wish i could be more like you. keep up the great work and always stay strong.
hey lindsey clean it up crack whore! the only people that admire you are the people that r to young to understand...so i think you just need to take your little crack hoe self back to rehab
Sombody said she was strong, your a frickin idiot. Lindsay went south. Nothing but a hot piece of trash.
ok im srry but tht is so not from lyndsey ok... ok no star wld write tht like tht ok... so stop makig rumors n get a fuckin life ppl.. shes a human being jus like th rest of us.. yea shes gonna screw up n make mistAks we ALL DO.. look at how much pressure n stresss shes put thru.. its not easy for her.. so y dnt u ppl jus grow the fuck up, n get sum lives... n quit posting fake ass shit... ok ok
i gonna laugh so effin hard when she is pregnant!!!
ok so all of u ppl that think the whole birth control thing is wierd or bad or w/e it may b b/c of issues that she has w/ her periods b/c i know a lot of ppl that r like that and birth control helps.
lindsay! you were so cool! i always thought of you as the girl next door who always made really cool movies but now you are a total snank!!! what happened here???
LOL AT PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY
FUCKING IDIOTS
this has to be fake..i refused to believe she wrote this
Dear Lindsay,
You think of yourself too highly. You're a piece of TRASH. Honestly, you think you're so great and above so many others. Haha, you're sadly mistaking. Also, just because you're famous, doesn't mean you have more rights. You should go to jail too, hun.
I might only be thirteen, but it's obvious that you need serious help, although, I don't think anyone can fix "The Broken Lindsay".
My apologies,
-kieara
Lindsay I told you in may that if this happened again I would have to stop stalking you. And I'm keeping my word.
this cant be lindsay she cant fucking type
ok seriously guys, this is fake. Look at the address and it says "fakelindsaylohanblog" I mean how much more do you need to know this is fake? all it's meant to be is a satire of her and all of hollywood's socialites. as for those of you who claim you don't care, you obviously do. if you didn't care, you would have passed the article by.
what the shit,all that is a lie ,who would want to fuck at the ageof 12!!!!!
I hope to god this wasnt really lindsay. If it was. She needs to hear this : Lindsay. Ive lost all respect for you. you. are a physchotic skank with your head so far up your own ass if I poked your belly button I'd gouge your eyeball out. Since your little "daughter to father" single you have been a disgrace to human nature. Listen, punkin. You were cute. In your little movie where you switch with yourself. You were damn precious. Look at you now. Dissing girls you were friends with. Telling your youngest fans you smoke pot, talking about the kind of sex you have and telling them you take birth control. Wow. your fucking sweet. Kay baby listen. Your not hot. Everyone knows your name because they hear you do cocaine. Everyone knows you do cocaine to lose weight cause you've been a heffer since you were 13. Grow the fuck up. Your not a little girl anymore, and you cant get away with causing everyone problems like you did in your little disney channel debut. catch the drift here babe? roguexkittyx@yahoo.com http://www.myspace.com/loveofmylife_mysoulmateLet me know if you have something to say.
Hilarious. Bravo to whoever wrote this.
all u ppl bad talkin her. think b4 u write. there might be little kids reading this stuff. and everyone sayin that she shouldnt smoke pot. i agree. but dont judge ppl like that. and no one take th LORD ALMIGHT's name in vain.
LINDSAY!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! hehehehehe, I like to party too, I think we should hang out!
idk i beleive she will become prego, cause hell all the hot actresses are doing now and days.
but i dont see it happening this soon for lindsay
Personally I think she should get Knocked up.. then she can finally learn responsability. but i hope to god she doesnt take lessons from her own mother.
the low sperm count thing applies to men, unless you beilive that women have sperm. and even if you do get a low sperm count from pot, it doesn't mean that it is IMPOSSIBLE to give children. who ever wrote this is clearly trying to sound like an idiot or actually is one.
okay seriously people. obviously this isn't her talking and if it is then its not serious. yeah she messed up but she isn't about to call herself out on everything shes done wrong. i love you lindsay. rehabs for quitters.
i hope that lindsay continues on the path that shes on, and that she fucks her career up... IM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER SHIT. who the fuck cares, shes a stupid little skank.
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