Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Told You

Now I'm not saying that I don't do cocaine (watch out for that double negative), but I did tell you that I won't be charged with cocaine posession.

Suckas! My good luck just keeps coming.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lindsay,

Did you hear about the submarine with 5 TONS of blow that got caught by the cost guard... That could keep you coke whore skinny for years to come...

Love, Pablo

Anonymous said...

Hey coke whore... you were just charged with coke possession... TWICE... That really must get your herpes...errr...panties in a bunch.

Lindsay Lohan said...

Yeah,

I din't hear about the coke submarine?? Are you making this up?? We get the news a few days late in rehab.

Well thank god I'm rich and famous because I'm guessing prices will go up.

Sucks for everyone else