Sunday, August 5, 2007

Will France Please Give me a break?

Ew France is just killing me. First, Frances official magazine totally misconstitutes what I say and makes themselves look very stupid and now this.

Lois Vuitton just chose some old Russian guy to be there spokes model instead of me. Congratulations on becoming THE designer bag for babushkas, 40 inches of snow and black market nuclear warheads.

But there are more reasons to hate France.

Their unnatural obsession with David Hasselhoff.

Men wearing thongs.

...and of course Paris Hilton.

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